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School Food, eh?

I have some more tennis news today:

I have moved up to the #3 seed on the tennis team, and my record is 10-1 so far this year. Our team is doing really good. We need to win our last 3 matches and we will qualify for the state playoffs. This is the first time in a long time for us. I am also going to be playing in the conference tournament, and am hoping to advance through that tournament to regionals. The new state rankings came out today and Dylan is tied for 15th in the state, and I am 127. I am disappointed in this because I could have been ranked 115 if I hadn't blown a one-set lead in the first round, but I am not going to relive that.

School is going well, and I got my report card and had straight A's and so did Dylan I think. We just finished registration for next year, so that will be interesting. There are only 7 weeks of school left for us, so I cannot wait for that! Summer is going to be incredible this year! I hope to make it down to Florida once, and I will probably be doing a tennis camp or two every now and then.

Well that's all for now, more updates to come

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Alert to all bloggers:

There has been some person posting bogus comments on Robbie's and Audrey's blog saying "see please here" and "here" is in blue letters and underlined like a hyperlink! Whatever you do, please don't click on that link. Here is a summery of our experience:

I clicked on the link, and it installed this BOGUS software on my computer called 'XPantivirus' . It immediately installed on my computer and had a desktop icon with the name of the software and everything on it. Do not waste your time trying to erase it, because only Bryan and I have the instructions on how to do it. We will gladly email them to you if you just contact us first. This software is a BOGUS antivirus software that runs BOGUS virus scans. It told me and Bryan that we had over 150 Viruses, spyware, adware, etc etc. We had none of it. We both scanned with our independent REAL antivirus software and it turned up empty. This XPantivirus is a BOGUS software that tricks the user into thinking they have hundreds of viruses, so that the user buys the software. This is real, and Bryan and I aren't making it up. Me and Bryan have the instructions on how to delete it from your hard drive, but IN THE MEANTIME:

IF YOU GET THIS MORONIC COMMENT ON YOUR BLOG, DELETE IMMEDIATELY. This is the only way to insure that you or your readers do not get infected. Read the comments on Robbies, or Bryan's blog to find out more information. I am thinking we should delete our links to eachother because I would say that that is how they are spreading it.

Thanks,

Daniel

I am getting back to Blogging!

Ok I realize that I haven't blogged consistently since I lost my old blog. But I am here to tell you that I am starting to blog again. Here are some updates:
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TENNIS:
I am currently ranked 131 in the state rankings, and 888 in the Southern Section. The 131 is pretty good, but 888 is kind of pointless because I don't play in Southern Section Tournaments which means that I cant get ranked good in the Section. But we do do (haha i said do do) state tournaments which ranks us in the state.

Dylan is currently ranked 17 in the 10's division and 162 in the 12's. He is also listed on some official college recruiting website. He has his record of the last 2 tournaments on there and he is right now a no-star recruit. Who knows what he will be by the time he is a senior in high school..... Anyways, we are doing a tournament April 4-6 in Shelby, so that should be fun.
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We are on spring Break all this week, so I have plenty of posting time. That is about all the news I have for you dedicated followers....O yeah, I get my PERMIT May 13th!

The Big 40!

So he is finally on the downside...40 it is eh? Well, DAD, you aren't the only one to be on the 'decline'. Not all of us youngn's can stay so young. So whenever you see this, think of all of us young'ns and remember that with age comes 'wisdom'. Even though I am getting closer to beating you in tennis, you are still an incredible dad with an incredible spirit. Even though the younger of us got you a 'materialistic' present, this is more appropriate I think. Maybe that is because you don't need a 'necklace' for your smart key I don't know, you be the judge. So thanks for being a great dad and I gotta run because Mrs. Leach is gettin onto me.

Love,

Daniel

By the way, I hope this day isn't the worst because 50 will be ten times worse. TRUST ME!

Happy Birthday

Chicken!

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting together for Christmas, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.

The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."

The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes."

The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."

Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks:

"Dear Milton," she wrote one son, "The house you built is too huge. I live in only one room, but I have to keep the whole house clean!"

"Dear Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel. I stay at home most of the time, so I rarely use the Mercedes."

"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "You have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was Dee-licious!"

Funny Jokes

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way. What are we going to do for Christmas?"

While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic !

1. Don't change horses .......until they stop running.

2. Strike while the .............................bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before ......Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of ............termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but ........how?

6. Don't bite the hand that .................looks dirty.

7. No news is ..........................................impossible.

8. A miss is as good as a ............Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new ............... math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ..............stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust .............. me.

12. The pen is mightier than the ................... pigs.

13. An idle mind is .............the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's ................. pollution.

15. Happy the bride who ............gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is ......................not much.

17. Two's company, three's .............. the Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ...........you have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as ............Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not ...............spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed .........get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you .......see in the picture on the box.

24. When the blind lead the blind .... get out of the way.

And the WINNER and the last one...

25. Better late than .............pregnant!

YES THEY ARE 1ST GRADERS