Go Green For President!

How could Al Gore not back this candidate? He's green! And I mean he is actually green. Is Rudy Giuliani green? I think not. Has anyone ever confused Hillary for a giant shrub? No way! Does Barack Obama match his broccoli? Not a chance! Only one candidate is truly green, and that's the Incredible Hulk. Plants love him. Polluters fear him! Problems with pollution of the world's waterways? No problem! Hulk is in the Justice League. He can just give his pal Aquaman a call. In fact, who needs a woman president when the president is friends with Wonder Woman? She can totally kick Hillary's butt in a fight... I think.